Monday, December 21, 2009

Top 5 - scrub tops

Top five reasons to wear a scrub top:

5/ Professional look - unless there are only massive tops for small vets & then you just look like a homeless person or kid playing dress-up
4/ Fur - prevents you taking half the animals home with you
3/ Blood spatter - prevents you entering consult rooms looking like an axe murderer
2/ Claws - prevents getting your nice clothes torn to shreds

And the number one reason to wear a scrub top which I discovered yesterday:

1/ PROJECTILE DIARRHOEA - 'nuf said

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